Dear ...

Dear Very Nice Indian Man at Capitol One

Thank you so very much for being pleasant, and understanding. It has not been my experience that dealing with credit card companies is an easy or pleasant thing, but you have restored my faith in your company by working with me, and making the process of dealing with this unwanted monthly charge much less stressful.

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Dear Lady at Easy Saver or Whatever Stupid Service ProFlowers Tricked me Into

Thank you for not arguing with me or trying to convince me to keep the service I will never use and did not want. Thank you for being efficient and not overly cheerful. Thank you for making the cancellation of said unwanted service quick and painless.

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Dear Self

Don’t order flowers from ProFlowers any more. You like the flowers from 1800-Flowers better anyway, and they’ve never tried to trick you into some crap recurring charge for a service you won’t use.

Now get back to your homework.