Rawrawrawr!

Why am I having so much trouble with getting things delivered to me?

First there was the whole HipKnits debacle, in which the proprietor responded to one email, then conveniently forgot/lost the email/ignored me and only finally got on the ball again when I pitched a bitch fit at her. And believe you me, I can pitch a serious snit.

Now, supposedly, a package from Amazon was delivered on the 9th. Except, it's the 15th and I haven't seen it. Maybe it was an invisible package? Filled with invisible books? Because they can tell me all they want that it was scanned as delivered, but until it's in my hands and visible, I'm going to call them liars.

And while I'm at it, what the hells is up with the companies making it as hard as freaking possible to reach their customer service departments? I had to wade through 20 minutes of voice-activated menus to get the lazy annoying twat on the phone at USPS, only to have her roll her eyes and laugh at me. And honey, I was a tech support rep. I can tell when you've muted yourself. And Amazon's just as guilty. It took me 20 additional minutes to find anywhere to send an email asking what to do about a package I never received because my post office is on crack.