I have discovered a cure .. well, no, but a remedy .. well, a help for the annoying pain that all women .. well, at least for the pain that I endure on a semi-regular basis.
The Original Therapeutic Mineral Ice.
I am not kidding here, ladies, this shit works. I rub a little .. or a lot depending on just how awful I'm feeling at the time, on the affected areas, and after the weird chilly-hot feeling goes away, so does the pain. I wish I'd have known this -before- I called Donna yesterday and told her I couldn't work, but at least I know now. I mean, yesterday was agonizing, all morning. I could hardly sit much less stand. In a fit of whimpery blubbering I tried the icy hot, first on my back cos certainly it works there right? But then in a fit of weirdness .. or genius ... I tried in on the frontal hurty part. And wouldn't ya know it, it works! In about an hour, I was without pain. I didn't even take painkillers yesterday, would you believe it?! I rubbed it on again before bed, and slept pain-free all night long. This stuff is amazing. I might have to buy stock in these people.
Off to work I go, happy in the knowledge that I'm not losing money today! (And also happy I didn't in actuality receive the email I dreamed about, asking me to go help with the inventory pull in Rivergate, a store I hate with passion.) I shall return to peruse bloglandia and post progress pictures in my knitting blog.
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