Thursday, May 15, 2008

A Pirate's Life for Me

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!

The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Rawrawrawr!

Why am I having so much trouble with getting things delivered to me?

First there was the whole HipKnits debacle, in which the proprietor responded to one email, then conveniently forgot/lost the email/ignored me and only finally got on the ball again when I pitched a bitch fit at her. And believe you me, I can pitch a serious snit.

Now, supposedly, a package from Amazon was delivered on the 9th. Except, it's the 15th and I haven't seen it. Maybe it was an invisible package? Filled with invisible books? Because they can tell me all they want that it was scanned as delivered, but until it's in my hands and visible, I'm going to call them liars.

And while I'm at it, what the hells is up with the companies making it as hard as freaking possible to reach their customer service departments? I had to wade through 20 minutes of voice-activated menus to get the lazy annoying twat on the phone at USPS, only to have her roll her eyes and laugh at me. And honey, I was a tech support rep. I can tell when you've muted yourself. And Amazon's just as guilty. It took me 20 additional minutes to find anywhere to send an email asking what to do about a package I never received because my post office is on crack.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Wicked

Yes, it has been several weeks since that glorious day when we finally got to fulfill a dream, that being seeing Wicked: The Musical on stage. There is a story that goes along with my rabid desire to see this show, and it begins over a year ago.

(Note to self: Make certain husband purchases season passes for Blumenthal's 2008-2009 season. This is imperative.)

So, something over a year ago, we learned that Wicked: The Musical, as well as several other shows we would like to have seen, was coming to Charlotte. I said, on many occasions, "We need to make sure we get season's passes, so we can make sure we have seats." My darling husband, whom I love with all my heart, assured me that things -never- sell out in Charlotte, and that since we were going to Spain that summer, we really could use the money for something else. And so I relented. Even when the lady from the Blumenthal called trying to sell season's passes, I declined, because of the trip.

Big. Mistake.

Tickets went on sale .. a few months ago. I don't remember exactly when. I have tried to block that awful awful day out of my memory. Tickets went on sale at like .. 9am. At the box office. They didn't even release tickets to online sales. Because they sold out in six hours.

I was furious. I couldn't reach them by phone. I had to go to work, and didn't have time to keep trying. I called my husband. And was about in tears of frustration because I couldn't get the tickets and I desperately wanted to see the show. Darling husband was frustrated too, because he couldn't get tickets either, and he and I had a bit of a tiff over it. After all, I had said we needed to get the passes, and it was his idea not to. I got over it, because he promised me he would do everything he could to find tickets. And I know that he doesn't break his promises. But I was still notably upset.

Time passed, and I began to get a little uneasy. He had many people looking for tickets for us, including a business friend who was friends with Mayor McCrory. There was simply no way to get tickets. It was looking bleak, and my darling promised me that he would take me up to Chigago, where Wicked plays permanently.

But then one afternoon, I overheard Brandon on the phone with someone, and got suspicious. I didn't get my hopes up, because I didn't want to be disappointed. But Jason had managed to find three tickets for that Friday's performance. I was squeeeing so much all week, especially once the tickets arrived. Friday could not have come fast enough.

But eventually, it came. We got to the theater just before they started letting people in, and all the way there I was knitting on a discloth inspired by the characters: pink (Galinda) and green (Elphaba). Of course, I only knitted up until the show started, because goodness knows I could never have knit through it. Not even if I were knitting straight stockinette in the round. There's just no way.

The show was .. amazing. I had listened to the soundtrack endlessly, so I thought I knew the story of the musical, but I was wrong. There was so much I missed by not knowing the play itself. I am however glad I never read the Grimmerie that Jason got me a couple years ago .. I think for Christmas, but it might have been birthday .. because it had the entire script in it, and so many details that would have made the experience less .. well, an experience.

It's impossible to describe it all. The acresses in the lead roles were amazing. Both of them really embodies the characters, and their voices were delightful. I am incredibly happy we were able to get tickets for this show. It was the chance of a lifetime for me, because I'd been anticipating it for so very long.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Eep?

We're under a Tornado Warning. The sirens have gone off twice now. I'm fixin' to go into the bathroom for safety. The news reports are saying someone thinks that actually had a tornado. There's the third run of the sirens. The track is running -right- over us. I'll update when we're clear.

Unconscious Mutterings

I say .. and you think ...

  1. Thug :: Harmony

  2. Slurp :: Straw

  3. Alley :: Cat

  4. Sweater vest :: Blue

  5. Targeted :: Run!

  6. Snazzy :: G6

  7. Oy! :: Vey!

  8. Jury duty :: Run!

  9. Low fat :: Milk

  10. Responsibility :: Insurance



Unconscious Mutterings

Sunday, April 27, 2008

And now for something completely different.

Shish kobaba evil every beat.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

My HOA can Bite Me!

The 'president' of my HOA just rang my doorbell ... to inform me that any 'modifications' I make to the exterior of my home ... including landscaping ... 'do not belong to you'. WTF? This aged bitch who sounds like she's had a pack-a-day habit for 50-years wants to come 'inform' me that I can't landscape my fucking yard? She can take my stones and shove them up her ass. Better yet. I think I'll help her.

Nosy busybodies need to avoid my doorstep. Because I'm more likely to get in a fistfight than discuss something. I have to get 'approval' to plant a fucking flower? I have to 'take a picture' and submit my work for some dumbass bitch and her cronies to 'approve' something I put my sweat into? Yeah. Fuck you, bitch.

This has completely ruined what was otherwise a lovely day. We went to a farmer's market in the next town, visited with one of the ladies we met in the Rock Hill Knitaholics group Wednesday, had a wonderful little lunch, and I -was- excited about putting in some new plants. Not anymore. Fucking bitch had to come over and ruin my day. Now I'm all pissed off. And have no way to vent it.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Make It Right

Before I go on to gush and gush and gush about how phenomenal the Wicked performace last Friday was, I need to take a moment to post about an organization I feel strongly about.

About the Make It Right Project

Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans. The slow reaction to the initial emergency and to the ongoing crisis exposed troubling realities about the response capabilities of the American government when the citizens of our most culturally diverse city were in desperate need of help.

When Brad Pitt visited the Lower 9th Ward for the first time after the storm, he was shocked by what he saw: the remnants of people's lives strewn across the streets and an entire neighborhood torn apart and turned upside down. Pitt was even more disturbed by the lack of a clear plan to address the situation. Many were quietly saying there was no chance the Lower 9th Ward would ever be re-built.

In a series of community meetings, residents of the Lower 9th Ward told Pitt about the challenges their community faced, both before and after the storm. The rising cost of energy placed a strain on the low-income households of the neighborhood and residents expressed concern about worsening environmental conditions. Their concerns have been validated by many scientists, who have concluded that climate change is increasing the frequency and strength of hurricanes, resulting in the erosion of wetlands and barrier islands that once protected the coast. The residents of the Lower 9th Ward told Pitt that while their terrible crisis had exposed their vulnerability, Katrina had also created an opportunity: to build something better than what had existed before.

Inspired by the courage and hope of the residents he met, Pitt resolved to do whatever he could to help them rebuild. Just as importantly, he wanted to help recreate and nurture the unique culture and spirit of the Lower 9th Ward, which symbolizes the soul of New Orleans. He understood instinctively that a New Orleans rebuilt without the Lower 9th Ward would never be whole.

He began by working with Global Green to sponsor an architecture competition aimed at generating ideas about how to rebuild sustainably. Pitt worked with local community leaders as well as experts from around the world to develop viable ideas for the Lower 9th Ward. That successful project inspired Pitt's new focus: Make It Right.

The Mission of Make It Right is clear: It is to be a catalyst for redevelopment of the Lower 9th Ward, by building a neighborhood comprised of safe and healthy homes that are inspired by Cradle to Cradle thinking, with an emphasis on a high quality of design, while preserving the spirit of the community's culture. The goal is to accomplish this quickly, so that the first residents can begin returning to their homes as soon as possible.


I learned about this project from Allison at SimplySockYarn.com, and I've donated $20 for this month, and plan to try to make a monthly donation to this very worthy cause. I have had a chance to visit New Orleans twice, both before the disater, and have not had opportunity to go back. I do however have a friend that lives there that had to evacuate, and so I know from her stories what it was like to have to clean up afterwards .. and her house wasn't destroyed.

Thus has been born The House That Yarn Built. I think it's an incredibly amazing idea, and I've already donated $20, and hope to be able to donate more. I might make it a monthly thing .. I'll not purchase some yarn, or something I want, and instead put that money towards The House That Yarn Built. I encourage you to donate too. Let's give some home, and some homes, to people that sorely need them both.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Updatage

Okay. Pardon me while I have a bit of a berzerk, crazy, ecstatic moment ...

.. because ..



WE'RE GOING TO SEE WICKED IN CHARLOTTE!!!


Okay. Done squeeing now. For the moment.

In other news, I've finally had enough of the idiodicy that was the guild I was in on World of Warcraft, and switched to a guild that should have less drama, since they're not a roleplay-based guild. James came with me, and I really think, in the long run, we're going to be much happier this way. It turned out that certain individuals, who are obvious to me but won't come forward themselves lest they appear to be the assholes and bitches they truly are, accused me of stealing from the guild bank. Which is frankly rediculous, since I'd say I put a good 50% of the items in the bank, not to mention paid for two of the tabs they currently have, and half of three people's Epic flight mounts. So .. no, I don't deserve to take anything.

Dumbasses.

Anyway, with that annoyance out of my life, perhaps game stuff will get better. In other news, we're actually getting a refund this year, apparently. Jason did out taxes on Monday and found out that for the first time since the first year we got married, we're getting money back. Thank the Gods. That, coupled with him already getting a small raise and me getting most of my lost hours back makes for a very happy Tania.

Well .. that and the fact that this Friday evening I'm going to see Wicked!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

101 in 1001

I'm beginning this all over again. My original list I began back in September of 2005, and was only 15 out of 101. Having redicovered the 101 in 1001 on Ravelry, I'm going to start all over again.


The Mission:
Complete 101 preset tasks in a period of 1001 days.

The Criteria:
Tasks must be specific (ie. no ambiguity in the wording) with a result that is either measurable or clearly defined. Tasks must also be realistic and stretching (ie. represent some amount of work on my part).

Why 1001 Days?
Many people have created lists in the past - frequently simple goals such as new year's resolutions. The key to beating procrastination is to set a deadline that is realistic. 1001 Days (about 2.75 years) is a better period of time than a year, because it allows you several seasons to complete the tasks, which is better for organising and timing some tasks such as overseas trips or outdoor activities.

Some common goal setting tips:
1. Be decisive. Know exactly what you want, why you want it, and how you plan to achieve it.
2. Stay Focused. Any goal requires sustained focus from beginning to end. Constantly evaluate your progress.
3. Welcome Failure. Frequently, very little is learned from a venture that did not experience failure in some form. Failure presents the opportunity to learn and makes the success more worthy.
4. Write down your goals. It clarifies your thinking and reinforces your commitment.
5. Keep your goals in sight. Review them frequently, and ensure that they are always at the forefront of your thinking.


Calculating the End Date

You can easily find out when your project will end by using this handy tool at timeanddate.com.

(re)Start: Thursday, April 1, 2008
End: Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Tasks Completed: 2

Completed and In Progress


Body, Mind, Soul (0 of 11)

* Lose 50 pounds.
* Enjoy 10 pedicures. (0/10)
* Enjoy 20 manicures. (0/20)
* Enjoy 3 professional massages. (0/3)
* Learn to belly dance.
* Learn to meditate.
* Practice meditations at least 3-times a week for six months. (0/78)
* Complete a personal medical history.
* Donate to the ASPCA, to Breast Cancer, to AIDS research, and to at least two other worthwhile agencies.
* Write to at least five people who inspire me. (0/5)
* Get a tattoo.


Culinary (0 of 11)

* Maintain an herb garden. - I love my AeroGarden!
* Try 25 new recipes. (2/25)
* Cook a dish with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme - not necessarily the same dish. (1/4)
* Learn how to make 10 different cocktails
* Learn how to cook 3 favorite Thai foods.
* Learn how to cook 3 favorite Italian foods.
* Learn how to cook 3 favorite Greek foods.
* Make my own pasta.
* Learn to make Thai iced tea.
* Learn to make Chai from scratch.
* Reduce my tea stash by half.


Travel (0 of 10)

* Travel to an overseas destination in the northern hemisphere again.
* Visit New York City again.
* See another play on Broadway.
* Travel somewhere by train.
* Find a hedge maze and wander through it.
* Travel to an overseas destination in the southern hemisphere.
* Visit Ocracoke/Atlantic beach in the fall.
* Visit the Florida Keys.
* Spend a night in an upscale hotel just because.
* Take a cruise somewhere for more than 3 days.


Educational (1 of 11)

* Complete Associates Degree program at PTC.
* Begin Bachelors Degree program.
* Learn to understand/speak/write Italian.
* Learn to make 5 simple origami projects.
* Learn to make 5 intermediate origami projects.
* Take a culinary class of some type.
* Learn all the US State Capitals.
* Learn all the European Capitals.
* Finish a crossword puzzle at least once a week. (0/143)
* Learn at least one poem by heart. (Not my own).
* Take a ceramics class.


Financial (0 of 6)

* Complete inventory of our personal property.
* Plan a monthly budget and stick to it for three consecutive months. (0/3)
* Draft a legal will.
* Save at least $25/month in Savings Account. (1/33)
* Save at least $25/month in Christmas Account. (0/33)
* Save at least $25/month in SAFF Account. (0/33)


Spiritual (0 of 10)

* Observe 12 consecutive full moons with a simple solitary ritual. (0/12)
* Perform a simple devotional twice daily (morning and evening) for a month. (0/30)
* Study the Tarot 1 card a week. Keep a journal.
* Study the Runes 1 rune a week. Keep a journal.
* Study the Celtic Tree Oracle 1 card a week. Keep a journal.
* Complete Herbal section of my BoS.
* Complete Diety section in my BoS.
* Complete Divination section in my BoS.
* Complete Basic Texts section in my BoS.
* Complete Basic Rituals section in my BoS.


Music, Books & Film (0 of 10)

* Read 10 books on the Modern Library (Random House) top 100 list. (0/10)
* Compile a list of my 100 favorite albums.
* Compile a list of my 100 favorite movies.
* Compile a list of my 100 favorite books.
* Compile a list of my 100 favorite songs.
* Read a book without stopping till it’s finished.
* Purchase an I-pod.
* See 25 of the top 250 movies from IMDB :: http://www.imdb.com/chart/top (0/25)
* See 25 of the top 100 movies from AFI :: http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/movies.aspx (0/25)
* See 25 of the top 100 movies from Entertainment Weekly :: http://www.filmsite.org/ew100.html (0/25)


Home (1 of 13)

* Purchase a 'real' stereo system.
* Clean off desk every 2 weeks for six months. (2/13)
* Have the carpets cleaned professionally.
* Repaint living room.
* Replace hanging light fixture in Dining Room
* Replace ceiling light fixture in spare rooms (Office and bedroom) with ceiling fans.
* Create a photo wall in my office with framed pictures of friends and family.
* Complete a daily/weekly housework routine and stick to it for a month. (0/30 - 0/4)
* Replace our dinnerware with something that appeals to us both.
* Backup everything important on my computer and on Jason’s.
* Obtain either a document safe or a safety deposit box at the bank.
* Frame the 2 unframed prints we have.
* Purchase a new computer/laptop for myself.


Other (0 of 8)

* Update all blogs at least once per week for one year. (1/52)
* Send handwritten letters to someone twice a month for six months. (0/12)
* Write a complimentary letter to someone’s supervisor praising them.
* Write 1 poem a month. (0/33)
* Have my wedding rings resized.
* Reach 70 with Miranna.
* Reach 70 with Moreyna.
* Make a new 101 in 1001 list for the next 1001 days.


Knitting (0 of 11)

* Learn to knit socks on DPNs.
* Make 25 pairs of Socks (0/25)
* Knit a sweater for myself.
* Knit an afghan.
* Knit 3 shawls. (0/3)
* Knit 7 baby bibs/7 burp cloths. (0/7 - 0/7)
* Knit 2 baby towels. (0/2)
* Knit a baby blanket.
* Learn to knit two socks at once on 1 circular.
* Have my holiday shopping/knitting finished 1 month before the holidays.
* Knit 50 dishcloths. (1/50)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Sad Fact of Life

cartoon from www.weblogcartoons.com

Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

Monday, March 24, 2008

I say ... and you think ... ?


  1. Money :: Coins

  2. Unhappy :: Sad

  3. Joking :: Kidding

  4. Chipmunk :: Cute

  5. Date :: Today

  6. Slideshow :: Photos

  7. Chicago :: Musical

  8. Lifetime :: Movie

  9. Skid row :: 80's

  10. Edward :: King